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Two Years Ago: Quinoa with Balsamic Roasted Mushrooms
Three Years Ago: Twice Baked Butternut Squash
-1 tbsp plus 1 tsp extra virgin olive oil
-1 1/4 lbs cremini mushrooms, trimmed and sliced (I used a mix of cremini and white)
-7 cloves garlic
-1 large bunch of kale (about 1 1/2 lbs), stems and center ribs discarded, roughly chopped
-1 large head escarole (1-1 1/2 lbs), trimmed and roughly chopped
-2 cans (15 oz each) cannellini beans, 1/4 cup bean liquid reserved and beans drained
-1 1/2 tsp chopped fresh oregano (I used dried)
-1 can (28 oz) whole plum tomatoes, drained
-1/2 tsp red pepper flakes
-6 oz Parmesan cheese, grated (2 3/4 cup)
1. Heat a large nonstick skillet over high heat. Add 1 tsp oil and half of the mushrooms. Saute, stirring occasionally, until mushrooms are golden brown and tender (about 8 minutes). Remove from skillet and repeat with another tsp of oil and the remaining mushrooms. Set all mushrooms aside to cool.
2. Chop 6 garlic cloves. Heat 1 tsp oil over medium heat in a large skillet. Add garlic with 1/2 tsp salt. Cook for 1 minute (do not let brown). Raise heat to medium-high and add 1/2 cup water. Add 2/3 of the kale. Cover and cook until wilted. Add remaining kale and cook until wilted.
3. Stir in escarole, adding a bit more water if the pan in dry. Cover and cook until greens are wilted and tender, about 4 minutes. Remove lid and cook, stirring frequently, until liquid evaporates (you really want liquid evaporated or your lasagna will be liquidy).
4. Preheat oven to 375F, if cooking immediately. Coat the bottom of a 9 x 13 inch ovenproof baking dish with cooking spray. Place beans in a food processor and grate remaining garlic clove over beans. Puree for one minute. Add reserved bean liquid and oregano and puree until smooth.
5. Coarsely chop tomatoes, reserving juices. Combine tomatoes and juices with red pepper flakes. Spread one third of the tomatoes in the bottom of the prepared pan. Top with half of the greens. Spread half of the bean mixture over the greens, using a small spatula to try and spread (it will be hard to spread--don't worry if it's in clumps). Sprinkle with a third of the cheese. Top with three quarters of the mushrooms.
6. Continue layering with a third of the tomatoes, the remaining greens, and a third of the cheese. Dot with spoonfuls of remaining bean mixture, using the back of a spoon to flatten. Layer with remaining mushrooms, tomatoes, and cheese. Cover with foil (don't let foil touch the surface) and bake for 30-35 minutes, until bubbling around the edges but not the center. (Can also be refrigerated overnight and then baked).
7. Remove foil and broil for 1-2 minutes, until the top turns golden brown. Allow to cool for 5-10 minutes before serving.